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me:
i love how, to people your age, you appear to be the funniest mom of all time, but of course to a child you are probably horrifying
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Piehole:
hahaha! yes. yes i am.
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me:
i mean, if my mom had ever threatened to do the cabbage patch at an orchestra concert, i'd die
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Piehole:
i aim for petrifying him.
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me:
just proof: kids make you uncool
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Piehole:
no kidding!
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me:
also, do you know how good oranges are? i bought some oranges last week cuz they were on sale and looked nice and orange, and i've been going back like every other day to get more oranges. i can't stop eating oranges.
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Piehole:
im eating those damned satsuma tangerines like crazy! maybe theres a global vitamin c shortage.
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me:
last night dan was like "give me a slice of one of those oranges you're eating" and i did and he was like "DAMN! ORANGES TASTE GOOD! I FORGOT!" and then he ate the rest of the oranges we had in the house. the end.